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Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
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Life begins as a quest of the child for the man and ends as...
Quote #15105
Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.
Quote #16246
A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
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But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized...
Quote #16964
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
Quote #29831
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...