Quote #28811
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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To Tennessee Williams, children were ‘no-neck monsters,’ while William Wordsworth apotheosized the newborn infant...
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At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #4650
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Quote #16861
Never read a book that is not a year old.
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You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time all else...
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #13267
Even the best of friends need time apart.