Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
Quote #26044
Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may...
Quote #11386
Cast all your cares on God; that anchor holds.
Quote #26262
I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as...
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
Quote #34765
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to...