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To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31572
Love is the most difficult and dangerous form of courage. Courage is the most...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #14581
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
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Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
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Our friendships are precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
Quote #5513
And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military...