Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #10768
Minds are like parachutes…they only function when they are open.
Quote #6391
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have...
Quote #6099
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #17686
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #7615
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early...
Quote #31276
Whatever you want too much you can’t have, so when you really want something,...
Quote #4900
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #320
A week is a long time in politics.