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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good try to use ordinary situations.
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Nobody picks on a strong man.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make...
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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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King Jaffe Joffer So you see, my son, there is a very fine line...
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
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At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of...
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a...