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Friends have all things in common.
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I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that...
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Our humanity is trapped by moral adolescents. We have too many men of science,...
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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to...
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...