Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
Quote #7181
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing...
Quote #1040
Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage...
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #28578
We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past...
Quote #29113
Maybe you’re right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it....
Quote #19241
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
Quote #16194
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.