Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #32995
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #14657
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #11644
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Quote #8443
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad.
Quote #8375
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Quote #22632
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...