Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #28652
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for...
Quote #9289
We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #3616
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote #28516
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #9183
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (Sweet and fitting it is to die...
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.