Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #13700
Advice is like snow — the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,...
Quote #22525
If we take the route of the permanent handout, the American character will itself...
Quote #8999
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Quote #23618
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #21928
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Quote #30767
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.