Quote #14626
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Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Quote #20558
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #18822
Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
Quote #24126
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
Quote #23111
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
Quote #16957
Hitch your wagon to a star.
Quote #10810
Thomas Jefferson still lives.