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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #19304
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
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Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #15177
He is rich who owes nothing.
Quote #25615
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...