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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Those who would deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves; and, under...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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This secret spoke Life herself unto me ‘Behold,’ said she, ‘I am that which...
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There’s no jealousy in the grave.
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
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By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is...
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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She (India) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in...
Quote #12568
In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting...