Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #14273
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Quote #29959
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
Quote #31802
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
Quote #16318
Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #25035
Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...
Quote #831
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #5758
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.