Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting...
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #17096
Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively...
Quote #9406
Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
Quote #30591
He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
Quote #21191
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #30015
An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because...
Quote #24298
Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science....