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People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
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Don’t run too far, you will have to return the same distance.
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Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
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The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the...
Quote #11146
A camel never sees its own hump.
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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #5571
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.