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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens...
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Is life worth living? Yes, so long As there is wrong to right.
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Tolerance is another word for indifference.
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In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth...
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Life is a continual upgrade.
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.