Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #29537
I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Quote #32739
If you don’t know where you are going. How can you expect to get...
Quote #9491
They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I...
Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Quote #1300
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn...
Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #34741
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #6307
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...