Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #24433
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #8019
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #19718
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Quote #7233
The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in...
Quote #2080
Sin is geographical.
Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #27069
No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its...