Quote #21667
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
Quote #4021
to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
Quote #25756
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Quote #33815
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you,...
Quote #13903
Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
Quote #23835
Live with men as if God saw you converse with God as if men...
Quote #14224
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #31911
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
Quote #5008
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.