Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #22222
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #11070
If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #18170
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #6534
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #31606
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
Quote #15931
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in...
Quote #12462
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.