Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #18300
Always be a little kinder than necessary.
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Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
Quote #11537
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
Quote #32326
Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #30024
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #21790
The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty...
Quote #14818
Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits...