Quote #10780
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #28605
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #23063
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #26577
Fanatic. One who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #22283
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #28044
I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
Quote #33157
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...