Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #24902
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question
Quote #17430
Plunge boldly into the thick of life
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #30149
There are no answers, only cross-references.
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #12500
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the...