Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #12148
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Quote #26663
I don’t think you have to teach people how to be human. I think...
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #22267
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
Quote #32071
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down...
Quote #16417
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #1073
Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...