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Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair...
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible,...
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
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There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far...
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A good son makes a good husband.
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, but the...