Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #32780
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #6203
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who...
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
Quote #25168
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #30043
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
Quote #12289
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really...