Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
Quote #6557
Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #30968
Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
Quote #15842
It is a very lonely life that a man leads, who becomes aware of...
Quote #24790
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
Quote #3414
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #34781
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...