Quote #21535
CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
Quote #18140
Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
Quote #27548
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...