Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #9093
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #22215
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #33248
It is especially important to encourage unorthodox thinking when the situation is critical At...
Quote #6997
No one can speak well, unless he thoroughly understands his subject.
Quote #29562
The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
Quote #21369
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...