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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead they did not...
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to...
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
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Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
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Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
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If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust...