Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #31781
I think of those who were truly great. The names of those who in...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #2398
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we...
Quote #519
It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #32458
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
Quote #30748
Grant, Lord, that we might overcome our enemies by transforming them into friends. Make...
Quote #16707
Think, In mounting higher, The angels would press on us, and aspire To drop...