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He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs...
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A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and...
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If it bleeds, you can kill it
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It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...