Quote #27008
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #33
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13526
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #2168
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Quote #30680
Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
Quote #23262
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very...
Quote #22569
At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen,...
Quote #1573
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...