Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #18618
This one step — choosing a goal and sticking to it — changes everything.
Quote #29870
Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
Quote #21094
You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
Quote #10805
Say what you have to say, not what you ought. any truth is better...
Quote #17539
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...