Quote #8180
I feel how little she can like being told of her owing me anything....
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #12517
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
Quote #12354
was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
Quote #27360
Nature is God’s greatest evangelist.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.