Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #27929
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #2510
It is most unwise for people in love to marry
Quote #31219
Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness–great wealth, great return,...
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #32937
The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
Quote #30548
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.