Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #13860
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or “get rich” in...
Quote #16306
Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #15954
The wise man thinks about his troubles only when there is some purpose in...
Quote #3113
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
Quote #33496
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #12909
Death is a veil which those who live call life, Sleep and it is...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #32734
Being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting.