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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in...
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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Hatred – The anger of the weak.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
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I am wealthy in my friends.
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My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...