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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel Polonius...
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The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is Don’t...
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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
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I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
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Grub first, then ethics.
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
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Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...