Quote #19872
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #17126
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
Quote #1144
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit...
Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
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When I was a boy … we didn’t wake up with Vietnam and have...
Quote #34442
How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire
Quote #23168
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
Quote #10421
Never allow others to put obstacles in the pathway of your dreams.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.