Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #23659
Anyone can stop a man’s life, but no one his death a thousand doors...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #16580
The Negro says, ‘Now.’ Others say, ‘Never.’ The voice of responsible Americans … says,...
Quote #20812
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
Quote #18527
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
Quote #22959
I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
Quote #34885
Honesty is the best image.
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.