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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.
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There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
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It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our...
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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
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Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #702
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them...