Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #12231
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… it has no survival value; rather is...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #2989
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Quote #18066
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t...
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #3421
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Quote #33690
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Quote #34011
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I...
Quote #23911
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...