Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like...
Quote #19154
That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at...
Quote #28851
Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
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Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy...
Quote #17854
Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
Quote #6796
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....