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The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality,...
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If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
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If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Of two evils choose neither.
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Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
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Rusty You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t...
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Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt.
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Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man...