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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
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People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
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It is never too late with us, so long as we are aware of...
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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
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A person in danger should not try to escape at one stroke. He should...
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The greatest ideas are the simplest.
Quote #16290
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.