Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #13843
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what...
Quote #4765
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #10450
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.
Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
Quote #20322
Tough girl I’m almost single, my husband’s on death row.
Quote #18085
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of...
Quote #31766
Speech was given to the ordinary sort of men, whereby to communicate their mind...