Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #23875
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #33973
To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.
Quote #17356
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #28014
Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. … the unique and the...
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #22531
I want you to stonewall it. (To staff on news of break-in at Watergate)
Quote #9615
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #22235
I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...